Mental Kipple

• Still having arrythmia, but have been discharged from hospital. If I die in the night, think kindly of me – then sue the hospital! #
• (In reality was looked after really well – and I’ve been told to take tomorrow off work, which is a bonus). #
• The smoke from the big warehouse fire in Plaistow was making the meridian laser beam look particularly nice tonight. #
• I live! Now for a nice cup of tea… #

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• Hilarious – Maternataxi from the top of the hospital road into the delivery suite… #
• Am in a resus bed having runs of cardiac arrythmia. An interesting experience… #

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• Really not up for facing the day. #
• Heading into Ilford for one of our local hospital nurse’s birthday. Not really feeling sociable though. Still, I did promise. #
• Am currently in a club, that the last time I was here I was dealing with a stabbing… #
• As I find it rather hard to get drunk these days (+celibicy), the whole ‘meat-market’ of nightclubs is highly amusing to me. #

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• Would have slept better if the zombies in my dream weren’t immune to head-shots. Woken by the frustration of lack of killing. I am not mad. #
• Not only is my brain mush today, but I have a strong feeling of ominosity. Like guilt, except that I haven’t done anything wrong. #
• Really rather upset by my last job, some scum bastard mugged a little 93 year old woman. I want to kill the ‘man’ who did this. #
• Anyone want to pay me £21,000+ to write, or blog evangalise or well… anything else really? #
• Management may be bringing in silly ideas that will cause morale to plummet. Plus the nice Chancellor’s pay drop for us. #
• £10 an hour after tax plus new working pressures do not a happy ambulance person make. #

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• Wounded by a patient – blood and everything. Demented 80 year olds will always beat me in a fight. #
• After losing a fight with a 90 year old it’s time to sleep (perchance to drool). #

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• A nice simple chest pain patient means I got a lovely fry-up. Well done my patient! #
• Two patients, two ‘blue calls’, am I being too cautious after a week off work? #
• ‘Patient been drinking for 2 weeks – feels unwell’, no shit sherlock… #
• Ambulance and FRU to 18 year old male 800 yards from hospital with a SORE THROAT! Just sodding astounding (at least no need to carry him) #
• I have a headache – therefore probably sicker than many of my ‘patients’. However I have *drugs*, therefore I win. #

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• A nice simple chest pain patient means I got a lovely fry-up. Well done my patient! #
• Two patients, two ‘blue calls’, am I being too cautious after a week off work? #
• ‘Patient been drinking for 2 weeks – feels unwell’, no shit sherlock… #
• Ambulance and FRU to 18 year old male 800 yards from hospital with a SORE THROAT! Just sodding astounding (at least no need to carry him) #
• I have a headache – therefore probably sicker than many of my ‘patients’. However I have *drugs*, therefore I win. #

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• Awake, and awaiting predictable ‘dead mime’ jokes. #
• Just spent 30 mins chasing around my flat looking for the thing going *bleep*bleep*bleep* – Turns out it’s my radiation dosimeter alarm… #

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