Mental Kipple

• I know it’s Monday because I start getting Twitters on my phone again. Will the 250 SMS updates run out on Tues, or Weds? #
• Prepping for working central London tonight. Staring at Hogarth’s "Gin street" and seeing the future. #
• Trafalgar square. Fully kitted up with heavy bag. All sensible at the moment. #

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• providing major incident cover at West Ham football #
• huzzah! No riot at the football, therefore easy overtime. #

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• reaching the end of my tether, #
• 15 jobs in 12 hours. I think I’ll sleep well today. #
• yet more man/bird-flu’ I should really get my paperwork pre-printed. #

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• @minifig Happy birthday #
• "Oh let me die
  And bury me deep in the earth.
  Where it is dark and warm and safe."
  -Me #
• (Sadly) waiting for the first lolztiger… #
• Time to sleep. Wake me and die… #
• @kevinmarks make your poodle vomit. Chocolate is toxic to dogs. #
• it would seem that I have just witnessed the female version of ‘manflu’ #
• @merysjones *Groan* #
• attempting to keep interested in this shift by pretending that my FRU is a Viper from Elite. #
• must delete previous twitter if I crash later tonight. #

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• First job of Christmas? Bloke hit over the head with an axe during a pub fight. Merry Christmas everyone! #
• Actually… Merry Newtonmas everyone! #
• All hail science and reason! #
• @mizlit the clue about "who’d bring an axe to a pub?" is ‘East End pub’ #
• @blowdart yep a lot of trusts think that giving us stabvests is a waste of money. #
• Woke too late to have Xmas dinner, now at work. Could be a lot worse though as I think of our armies serving abroad. #
• All goodwill has left me after meeting too many astoundingly stupid people already. #
• Also: Hint – if you want me to carry you, do try to stop eating so much after you top 30st. #
• Oh yes, welcoming bile back into my heart. #
• Nothing quite like a domestic violence case on Christmas day to help with the bile building. #

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• First job of Christmas? Bloke hit over the head with an axe during a pub fight. Merry Christmas everyone! #
• Actually… Merry Newtonmas everyone! #
• All hail science and reason! #
• @mizlit the clue about "who’d bring an axe to a pub?" is ‘East End pub’ #
• @blowdart yep a lot of trusts think that giving us stabvests is a waste of money. #
• Woke too late to have Xmas dinner, now at work. Could be a lot worse though as I think of our armies serving abroad. #
• All goodwill has left me after meeting too many astoundingly stupid people already. #
• Also: Hint – if you want me to carry you, do try to stop eating so much after you top 30st. #
• Oh yes, welcoming bile back into my heart. #
• Nothing quite like a domestic violence case on Christmas day to help with the bile building. #

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• Hoping that @minifig is not having a bad A&E wait. #

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• After a hurried rush to the toilet, I start hoping that I haven’t caught something off one of my patients. #
• Just threw up. Fucking patients with their infective diseases. #
• Vomited again and now have ‘interesting’ abdo cramps. Suspect I shall be spreading my suffering via Twitter all day… #
• @Suw, no compensation, instead we get disciplined… #

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• a glorious day off. Prepping for working 72 hours over Xmas. #
• And by ‘prepping’ I mean I’m still in bed. #

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• Two for two diarrhea and vomiting patients. Is this the start of something? #
• make that 3 out of 3 diarrhea and vomiting. Is it any wonder us ambulance types get sick a lot. #
• just read a bulletin telling us to leave Norovirus patients at home. (To die?) like I’m going to do that and lose my job. #
• just supplied the local hospital with a burns dressing as they don’t have any themselves #
• patient number four… Manflu! #

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